"The Smallman Street Fries are ridiculously delicious. And good for sharing!"
"Don't open their windows. They'll yell at you."
"Best crab rangoon I've found in Pittsburgh so far!"
"Don't use the self-checkouts. Lines are always so long because no one knows how to use them properly!"
"Don't ring the doorbell. Ever."
"Say hi to Deb and Kevin!"