"Service isn't that great. 10 mins to get the menu. The Kebbeh I ordered looked and tasted stale. Just here to watch the #worldcup"
"No more four square specials here :( sadness"
"Easily the best waffles in a 15km radius!"
"If you're running late for a flight do step forward and ask the idly roaming around Emirates Staff. They won't bother otherwise."
"Escalators in the Grand Parking only go up! None to take you down. You have to take the lifts! Funny eh??"
"Give your car in for a wash, walk down to Burger King, and by the time your done, your car's ready :)"