"Can u get any slower? DO NOT COME HERE UNLESS ITS A VERY QUIETE DAY WHEN U R THE ONLY ONE HUMAN ALIVE!"
"Waffle sedap n crispy. Recommended."
"Waffle crispy n nice. But the strawberry jams too masam! Order chocolate only please."
"Kereta tak byk..tapi OMG penuh! Student UM pnye tmpt mkn mewah agaknye..."
"Air suam 30sen! Plz bring ur own water.kekekke"
"Very nice place.my favourite-the last breakfast of Tun Mahathir as a PM with her wife. Tacing habes.."