"Ample parking in front of the Mexican cheese factory 🇲🇽🧀🏭"
"The alley behind Liz Fehr's place is great for a sesh!"
"Stare at someone in the security line. Depending on how many lanes deep the line is, you'll plenty of chances to let them know you're creepy."
"Watch out for a laser in the eye"
"Plenty of bullshit runners. Especially when the weather turns."
"Ignore the urine smell. It's just the CTA."