Algot Anderson

"Holy shitshow. Mouthbreathers need some tv show to tell them where to go"

"Four bones for this shitty mcmuffin?"

"Food was ok but dudes were dicks when their machine wouldn't read my card. Works everywhere else. Sorry you had to key it in :("

"Do not go here. Threw out my plate of food. Idea rather starve. Dont know what part of the chickens body this mess came from"

"Pool dancing is a no-no"