"They serve a great chicken pot pie (as long as you can ID the chicken from the vegetable)"
"Get, lessee. ANYTHING. There is your tip."
"Their meat selection is awful."
"Check out the amazing, the wondrous, the beautiful poster of the "A-Z of Awesomeness.""
"Comes complete with a world class mixologist who will listen to your troubles and help to alleviate them."