"Confessions Saturday afternoon, 4:00 pm."
"Join us for Holy Mass: Sat eve 5:00 pm & Sun morn 8:30 am."
"Great place for a retreat!"
"Come to Mass, and don't forget to check-in!"
"Try the Italian. It is the Cousins Special."
"If you are looking for a church to join, the Cathedral is one of the best around. Register at this office."