"Good tuna burger, solid service...but freezer fries? Cmon!"
"Overcrowded, expensive and they DON'T HAVE WIFI. First and last time there"
"My roommate assures me the ambience in the ladies restaurant is both sensual and hospitable... a rarity, apparently, in feminine nightlife hygiene. Champagne while you pee!"
"Top notch sandwiches (try any hot pressed), friendly fast service and a nice atmosphere. Bypass all the cookie cutter lunch spots!"