"The local comics here are so rad. The only thing better than seeing them live is friending them on social media outlets like this one."
"Great land lord. Nice kitchen, great price. If smoke smell bothers you get one on the lowest level."
"If you join the Student Alumni Association you get a 5% grocery discount at Maceys"
"This is where Batman went to high school."
"Make sure to stay for the credits so you can see the hilarious blooper reel."
"Save money on toilet paper by only using the bathroom in the lobby. Save money on shampoo by not showering."