"Best place in Seattle to have a nice, quiet brew!"
"Foursquare eaters: I beg you to never eat here. Whenever I eat here, I always have a bad experience. Eat someplace else, please!"
"Too pricy to even bother with."
"Beer here is too pricy for what you're given....but you may not be there for the beer anyhow."
"Some of the best fish and chips I've ever had, and believe me- I've tried many! You'll pay plenty, but worth it."
"Best place to shop for groceries in The View!"