"Always crowded and never worth the wait. You have a better chance at winning the lotto than getting your order right. Save time and get coffee elsewhere."
"Try the veggie pork Bahn Mi! The "pork" is covered in a sweet sauce, so get it spicy to cut the sweetness. The baguette is buttery and served toasted."
"Make sure to say hi to the mayor."
"You can never go wrong with the yellow curry or the masaman."
"You can never go wrong with the rigatoni a la vodka."
"Aside from checking claim statuses, billing, and being on hold there is no reason for one to be at this location."