Gentleman's Valet Company

"The valets here are the best you'll ever see!"

"The best fake hotel you can check in to. Beer, wine or margaritas are compulsory with the sunsets."

"At first it seemed odd but often when people move out they leave unwanted things by the lift. Not rubbish but good stuff they might not want to carry back home or onto their next place."

"The park is finally open for the public to walk through"

"If you're really unlucky you might see the girl from the Greater Anglia adverts, she's even more annoying in real life. She checked my oyster."