"Try and grab a seat looking out over North Bridge as the sun goes down."
"Best Lentil soup in the world!"
"Smells of puke, bring a gas mask. Enjoy the Tesco's Finest rang available at the bar."
"Just moved to new location round the corner. Still delicious, maybe more so. The baclava are delicious!"
"Volcano cocktail to share is pretty impressive."
"Reliably informed that you can now get a cooked breakfast in Teviot from 8.30am"