"Remember the way you got off the tram. That's the way back on. Don't go downstairs and all the way back up."
"Carrying on a Cici's tradition from 15 years ago, you will be welcomed loudly upon entry."
"Correction: Starbucks coffee cart open 7-3pm now. Don't be late!"
"Starbucks between gates 16 and 17. As with most airports, they don't scan Starbucks cards off your iPhone, but if you read the numbers to them you'll still get credit for that latte!"
"For quick access to the city, take the train from the airport. HAHA - just kidding!! Welcome to Houston."
"Napkins are behind the counter where you pick up your sandwich. You'll need them unless you ask for "easy" mayo."