"Free engine check is a gimmick to get you to do repairs here. Run fast and far."
"Just like at every other venue in Austin , there's a bar on every floor so don't wait in line."
"Follow @getjosh27 or @ bobbycook for all the latest happenings in the Austin scene !! Or @patchboots if ur a whore"
"go see the hot strip show every Thursday night! hosted by Bobby Cook"
"If you need to pass a test, come here any get your study on!"
"If you come here come see Nick at the back bar. Really cool guy"