"Alecia is the best server ever."
"Don't wast your time coming here. Just shop online."
"Best place to buy a bra. If you are not shopping here, you should be."
"Great burgers. Cheap eats. Great place to stop before or after taking the Metra. Friendly staff too."
"Banana Cream Pie Martini is off the chain!"
"Great prices on facials and body treatments."