"Pie. Fried Chicken. Eat these things. Eat them up."
"If I were a poet I would write a poem about the burgers here. But alas, I work in marketing, so I will instead post this tip on foursquare. Bistro Burger=Eat it."
"Lock your door and make sure your chamberlains stay sober..."
"Want a beer while you wait for the train? Cringe at the thought of a Coors? Central Market has the real deal...mmm...Session Black..."
"Eats/Drinks: reBar @ 147 Front St"