"Welcome to the Castro, where all of your dreams come true!"
"Best view of the Castro!"
"Best Manhattans on Castro!"
"I highly recommend having the fries before coffee."
"Put on your best and head to Booty Call on Wednesdays. Photos always look A-mazing! I'll make it one of these days."
"The least friendly staff in wine country - three times in a row. At least go for a free tasting, and a bottle of Risque."