"This place is siiiiiiiiiiiick!"
"Missing the free No Age show."
"I wonder if they don't call it guacamole cuz they're racist..."
"I got the Nutella cheesecake pod for my lady who insisted I shouldn't. I told her that she would love it, even though I'd never had it. Turns out I was right. Get it for someone you're sweet on."
"Greatest corn muffin I've ever had."