"Donuts are great, but try the egg sandwich!"
"This is the best dam road trip destination for some dam pie and a nice dam view I've ever experienced."
"Free water in the lobby waiting area. 4/5 stars. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️"
"Trivia Mafia on Sundays @ 8!"
"They don't actually sell hair from kids here. It's for getting a haircut, I guess. Confusing."
"Honey glazed Gouda grilled cheese!"