"Ask for a genuine Greek Frappe! Might not be on the menu but they'll still make it on demand. :-)"
"Try the New Yorker breakfast! Delicious!"
"Very nice and cosy BnB place! Lovely landlady with a old bitch... Uhm - elderly female dog that is! ;-)"
"Wifi password: dwazezaken (all lower case!)"
"Aim high, shoot low. Ball flach halten, hoch gewinnen. :-)"
"Agreed! Just an ever so slight amendment: try the tomato-chili dressing combined with yoghurt for added creaminess! :-)"