"Wow. So much better and faster service than the last owners. I won't miss the slow smelly hippies."
"Better froyo than cups? It's the same exact supplier. Same exact froyo. The machines are terrible though. More adult friendly."
"Who's laptop doesn't have a battery?"
"Tres carnes burrito, oh my God."
"Eat four cheeseburgers and then go snowboarding."
"Best burrito I've had in a long long time."