"Meh... I guess I fell for the hype."
"Being helped by Hesbeydi and Kayey will guarantee to brighten your day. Simply brilliant service with a friendly attitude!"
"Make sure to have a nice, big, greasy meal before riding."
"Greatest! Woodie!! EVER!!!"
"If there is a better, more intense, always keep 'em guessing woodie out there, please... let us know. In a word... BRILLIANT!!!"
"Serious air time on the first hill will take you by surprise... Unless you read this first, then... I'm sorry for spoiling it."