"When you are on the go and looking for more in life than simple trinkets, find love and life in simple matters. Or go to Target."
"The length of time you spend with your life is equal to the company. In this case, it was a foot long that was adequate. Try the cold cuts."
"There is meat that walks and talks and tells you things about the dreams of man. Then there are these hamburgers, which are good."
"The cost of my sleeping dreams were only altered by the robust cable package and friendly staff."
"There are times when the world turns and times when the world burns. Open your heart. The double is amazeballs."
"When you come and go in this life, remember that everything must die. Check out the steak philly."