"3:15 appt. 3:50...still waiting. You get the point?"
"Good selection of craft beer. Better service. If there is something you want, and they don't have it, just ask and they will get it and hold it for you."
"A fine place for beer, daggers, Chinese stars, funnels, meth pipes, etc."
"Get the iOS app and check in online to save time when it's busy on the weekend."
"Umm...probably the most basic hotel room I've ever seen. Not dirty. Just very small and plain."