"Best lobster roll I've had in a while."
"Not a hipster bike shop - solid service though. Got a full tune up and it came out beautifully clean and riding like new."
"Free pork buns for a first checkin. Nice offer and delicious bunz."
"Don't touch that cat! It's poisoned!"
"As a person who doesn't like cocktails, I'd recommend, er, someplace else "
"For those who like their coffee black, strong, and absurdly pretentious."