Heidi Darling

"Bring a garbage bag so you can help clean up the beach. Looks like there's a lot of ocean garbage coming ashore."

"Awful service, over priced!! Don't waste your time or money!"

"This is a smoking building, they wouldn't clean our room, parking is a nightmare, the bathrooms are tiny, worst hotel ever!"

"Bartender to customer: "there's nothing wrong with that beer, you just don't like it" customer: "but this is what I always drink" bartender, "you're wrong." Me: stunned and thinking of leaving."

"Worst ever."

"The worst hotel I've stayed in a long time. And I'm in multiple hotels a week. Will not be coming back."