"Consistently good food. Too bad they close so early."
"Knock twice, then assume the position. No -- the other one."
"Service was not rude, just not real friendly. Lo Mein (it is NOT CHOW mein) noodles severely over-cooked. Mushy! Food was decent, but chock-full of cheap fillers-- bell pepper, water chestnuts, etc.."
"Don't speak to the help."
"I swear, the elevator smelled like this BEFORE I got on."