"The guy who built the steam clock hangs out at nearby Pub 340 sometimes if you want to meet him. You can tell when he's around because his personalised licence plate says "CLOCKS"."
"ThreeFortyoke Tuesdays with Hez!"
"A great place to scratch your jock itch. All the soccer players are already doing it - no one will ever notice."
"Vintage shuffleboard and foosball to the right of the bar, video games and pool table to the left."
"Not nearly as relaxing while Connaught Field is being resurfaced. Try up along the adjacent Arbutus Greenway for a little quiet."