"This is the slowest CVS I've been to. Twice in one day I've waited at the photo counter for 10 minutes before anyone even acknowledged me."
"How is the mayor a fraud if she works there?"
"...why is the mayor a dude"
"Coat check only holds the first 150 coats. If the show is sold out, dont expect to come 2 hours late and be able to check your coat."
"If you're caught smoking in the bathroom, you'll be kicked out. Dont bother."