"The best place to be scene. Because apparently that's all they care about in Uptown."
"Play Street Fighter and make E. Honda sit on Dhalsim's face."
"Just what Dallas needs... another sub-par fast food burger joint."
"Shrimp taco? More like lettuce and cheese taco with a couple shrimp..."
"Try the buffalo tacos! Everything's organic and the produce is local."
"This place is certianly not "CLOSED". Great shot specials every day!"