"If it rains within 4 days of your wash come back in for free!"
"Find a TV show and watch it until it's socially acceptable to go to bed"
"Don't unbutton Tom's blouse...there are things under there...terrible things"
"Not closed Mondays anymore"
"Don't try selling humor here, no ones buying it"
"Terrible water pressure, clogged drains, just a poor shower experience all together"