"New Years Eve! Live Band! DJ! No Cover!"
"Try the Everything Bagel With Brie & Tomato"
"Awesome yogurt selections!"
"Tip for the bold & desperate--need to charge your laptop & no tables free? There's an outlet next to the bathroom door. The floor's clean, mostly. :)"
"I suppose there must have been a forest here at some point. :-p"
"Try the Chicken Biryani"