"Free beer to the first person who can find a local shopping cart and fit it into Steve's bedroom."
"That last guy's spelling is rediculously aweful."
"The Smokin' Hot Legs are a must. Make sure you take a walk back by the brewery/kitchen."
"Drink the good beers. They taste better than the other ones."
"Get the mussels with blue cheese and cider. I know what you're thinking, "What Ken? The have beer mussels!" Just trust me."