"Poppy Seed Donut. Biting into one reminds you why a "sugar free diet" is about as absurd as a life without laughter. Splurge."
"Rock and Roll + Mango Roll = Japanese Bliss."
"Try to finish the Lumberjack, giant pancakes, bacon and two eggs1"
"Just like Voodoo's Doughnut's in Portland Oregon, except, better."
"Come in the late afternoon to get 50% off on all the pastries and bagels."
"99 cent breakfast is the best you can get! Don't ask for cheese, they'll slap you with 72 cents extra!"