"Ask how to get a free Laser Park Assist or Keyless Entry for your garage."
"If you drink 7 schooners during happy hour, you're gonna have a bad time."
"If you order anything other than a $5 pepperoni/cheese, you need to constantly remind them to make your order. Otherwise you wait an hour for a refund."
"Join the band = like a free season ticket in great seats. Go Rebels!"
"Sit on the 3rd base side to avoid the wind and sun at evening games. Buy the 24oz beers; your $ goes farther. Or buy the $9.75 premium drinks; more bang for your buck. GO DODGERS!"