"Longest wait you'll ever have once you order. Terrible."
"If you like to wait. And you like to wait. And then be ignored because I'm a man in love with another man. Go here. So disrespectful."
"Great place to pump iron and to steal the show."
"Love the selection of refreshments, but they didn't have blue powerade. Come on now."
"The upstairs bathroom is a lot better than the downstairs one."