"Don't pet the panda, she will steal your wallet"
"If you give the desk guy some money, he will let you sleep in one of the rooms. It's a little know La Grande secret ;)"
""You didn't pay yer beeeeeeeeeeell!" - adorable little manager guy. Uh yes we did, thank you. However, we shan't be returning."
"Don't go in their bathrooms after josh"