"The left turn lane at the light at fifth and Lamar is a pain. Be prepared to wait two or three lights if you're here anywhere near rush hour."
"Neighbors are a nightmare and stuff breaks all the time."
"Dark hot chocolate with gluten free tea cakes are an absolute win."
"There is no extra charge for the signed edition of a book, If you find one."
"If you're in the mood for pho, try the pork belly. Life-changing"
"The chicken burger is spicy but delicious. Be sure to add goat cheese! Yum!!"