"Very disappointed. I've had better omelets at Denny's."
"Save your money and go to Wings n Things. The wings here are not that great at all for the price and wait."
"Try the Sand Dune Burger - Wow, that was a challenge. So good though."
"Try the Surfin California Burrito - AH-MAZING!"
"Try the Fat Elvis Pancakes - Sooooo good!"
"Try the Roasted Duck With Broccoli - DELICIOUS! See I eat healthy! :)"