"Best round pizza in Bensonhurst. Hands down. Thin crust fresh ingredients, great sauce."
"LOL just tell them to price match an imaginary sale from another major retailer. They don't confirm or need proof!"
"The metal knight's armor outside has a hidden secret!"
"Mangia! I've been to Italy, and this is much better. Best matzo balls in town!"
"Horrible gas station with broken pump lcd screens and overpriced merchandise"