"I've stayed in every room at Economy Inn aka Sleep n Fuck Motel™"
"Make sure that the paper you use to wipe your ass is smooth on both side & doesn't have what appears to be sand glued to one side. Not sure why they have a roll of this beside the toilet but it hurts"
"For some reason they point and laugh when you piss in the sawdust piles. Guess they don't ever have to piss."
"ACP with onions & peppers is the best thing they have"
"Don't anger the person in charge."
"Never ride in the same car as the person you going to counseling with.You never know what stupid shit you might say and then need a ride home because you where actually dumb enough 2say what u thought"