"Cheap beer, no view. Bring good company instead!"
"double assist; nirvana."
"great place to watch other people stare at themselves in the mirror and fiddle with gym equipment"
"The potato salad is a tiny portion. If you're going for the half sandwich combo, get chips or soup instead"
"Veg mushroom kebabs rock"
"Garlic knots sucked. Little crispy dough bites swimming in spicy oil are tasty, but that's no knot. Pizza is consistently delicious though!"