"This is MY house! So GO HOME!!!!!"
"Avoid this branch if possible! Everyone here is retarded!!!"
"I don't like to pay my bill here cuz they charge $3, I'd rather go to the mall!"
"This place isn't THAT good that I would pay $10 to get in...ef that!!"
"There's a trash bag on one toilet and the other one was blown up! Try to avoid them if possible :-S"