"This place is a home away from home! Amazing food, great specials, awesome staff and kick ass owners! You won't be disappointed with anything on the menu!"
"Bring the mayor a beer to enter!"
"Lunch is great at this place if you're a patient. Doesn't it look delicious?!"
"School special! Ham n cheese on a plain bagel w lettuce n mayo heated is yumm! Throw some onion and garlic chips on that and it's perfection!"