"Slap Jim on the balls; I swear he likes it."
"Seems like a good place for some fucking."
"Stare at the the 15 hundred dollar bottle of Louis XIII for a little while, then buy some cheap whiskey or PBR tallboys."
"Great selection of local beers and they're all $3.50 during happy hour. Good happy hour deals on snacks too. Well worth a visit"
"13 bucks for a 36 pack of Boxer Lager. I dare you to show me a cheaper way to drink."