"This guy is a ripoff. Don't even consider getting your big rig diesel turbos here!"
"They serve a 40oz Mickey's in a brown paper bag. Keepin' it hood"
"Everyone at this mall has a miserable look to them, fucken weird lmao"
"Use your Vons card and get up to 20¢ off per gallon!"
"All the waitresses are old, but have great, fake tits"