"the only time the food here is even remotely palatable is if you're so hungover that even moldy leather shoes would taste good to you."
"If you need a parking spot, make sure you're in by 9 or you'll have to park far from your building."
"If you need to park in the parking lot, come early or you're walkin'!"
"Leslie left about two weeks ago."
"Always has a line, but the cream cheese rangoon and spring rolls are incredible! Worth the wait."
"Great prices. Received a great manicure and a wonderful couples massage here!"