"On tap for Spring, Mojitos flavored with our farm fresh storyboards."
"Try Jon's Homemade croissant or Matt's fresh documercial ideas."
"I hope the prices stay in the normal range. This place is awesome. The smoked meat is great but don't miss the borscht."
"Lots of jerky dudes here"
"Ice coffee ice is made of coffee. This one girl is a genius."
"Homemade Tofu and tofu custard will make believers out of the heartiest meat eater. Tofu done well is amazing. And just get all the Obanzai, why not?"