"If you see the mayor, don't forget to bow down."
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"If you want cheap, cheerful, and flat out good breakfast in Cambridge this place is unbeatable."
"There are drinks in the minifridge..."
"Crazy Delicious Pub Fries are essential."
"The classic beef pie with cheese is amazing. And you can get cool imported food/drinks such as Lucozade!"